LAAAAAAAAANCE! GET OFF THE COMPUUUUUUUUUUTER! IT’S 85 DEGREES OUT HERE! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? LET’S GO GET ICE CREAM!
LANCE?
LAAAAAAAAAANCE!
I’LL CANCEL COMCAST, LANCE! I MEAN IT! I’LL CANCEL THE WHOLE ELECTRIC BILL TOO! WE’LL GO BACK TO CHURNING BUTTER AND SHIT IF YOU DON’T GET OUT HERE!
… LAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!
(via michaelpeter)
